flylng:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard





markjakesjohnson:

best of schmidt // season 1 (part one)

(Source: jessicanight)



People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

Ahahah❤️

(via kebaumann)

(Source: cachaemic)



snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me



The northern girl had a wild beauty, as he recalled, though however bright a torch might burn it could never match the rising sun.



M

(Source: lwordforever)



(Source: pre10tious)



Fifty-five years ago today on March 29, 1959 Some Like It Hot was released! Marilyn won a Golden Globe in the “Best Actress in a Comedy” category for this film. It’s also regarded as the #1 funniest film of all time by the American Film Institute! 

(Source: missingmarilyn)



hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen



iwasateenagefaery:

i hope jack gleeson does get a lot more roles bc he’s a good actor for a youngin and an all around good guy

He actually has retired from acting! He wants to be an academic :)



eltigrechico:

redsuspenders:

The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise

The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis

The Mexican starring Brad Pitt

Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal

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aegontargaryen:

everyone after the red wedding:

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everyone after the purple wedding:

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  • person: i’m bisexual
  • media: you’re coming out as gay
  • person: no, i’m bisexual
  • media: HEY LOOK THIS PERSON IS GAY
  • person: no you see, i’m actually not gay, i’m bisexual
  • media: IT TAKES SO MUCH COURAGE TO COME OUT AS GAY, THIS PERSON IS COMING OUT AS GAY, EVERYONE LOOK, IT’S A GAY PERSON
  • person: seriously though, i specifically said bisexu —
  • media: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.