khymeira:

So far, the worst of it involved passing a gaggle of lively teenage girls, and one exclaimed, “What a silver fox!” Otherwise, strangers will generally categorize me as a mutant, and not as an octogenarian. 



sexhaver:


waltdisneys:

"What’s your name?"



(Source: nataliedormier)



eternal-nova:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour. i don’t know…

(Source: eirameinnoc)



wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

bluepeets:

BWAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCK OMG 

(Source: lesmizbway)



osnesutton:

fRIENDLY PSA THAT SUTTON FOSTER IS GONNA BE ON SAY YES TO THE DRESS AND LOOK HOW STUNNING SHE LOOKS



s1uts:

imdemetrialynn:

britches-and-hose:

imdemetrialynn:

I think we all feeling his expression to this shit right now. lmao 

I said I feel like him before I even scrolled down to see the rest of the post. We’ve been saying she’s mocking us but so many of you still don’t get it.

shit is clear as day in their face though. I’ll never understand why some choose to be blinded. 

Somebody kick her ass please



kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.



If you had to sneak in maybe 5 items of contraband into prison, what would you choose?

(Source: tayloschilling)



darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point



shhspoilerssweety:

I wanna play Bioshock Infinite again but I don’t wanna go through the stress of that again…



I BEAT BIOSHOCK INFINITE!!

My first video game :)



hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso



spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men