why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
stop what you’re doing and adore me
The northern girl had a wild beauty, as he recalled, though however bright a torch might burn it could never match the rising sun.
Fifty-five years ago today on March 29, 1959 Some Like It Hot was released! Marilyn won a Golden Globe in the “Best Actress in a Comedy” category for this film. It’s also regarded as the #1 funniest film of all time by the American Film Institute!
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
i hope jack gleeson does get a lot more roles bc he’s a good actor for a youngin and an all around good guy
He actually has retired from acting! He wants to be an academic :)
everyone after the red wedding:
everyone after the purple wedding:
- person: i’m bisexual
- media: you’re coming out as gay
- person: no, i’m bisexual
- media: HEY LOOK THIS PERSON IS GAY
- person: no you see, i’m actually not gay, i’m bisexual
- media: IT TAKES SO MUCH COURAGE TO COME OUT AS GAY, THIS PERSON IS COMING OUT AS GAY, EVERYONE LOOK, IT’S A GAY PERSON
- person: seriously though, i specifically said bisexu —
- media: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.